33 things you didn't ever care to know about me

1. If a song comes on during a movie that I know, I sing it out loud. In the theatre. (I ignore all evil glances)
2. Cooking is therapeutic for me
3. I have a thing for Polaroids (and Polaroids have a thing for me)
4. I am NOT a happy person. I am a pessimist and enjoy dark, twisted, and gross humor.
5. However, when I smile, I think I'm decently pretty.
6. I used to think I was the only kid who thought their parents getting a divorce was a great thing. Now I know I'm not the only one.
7. Coral became my favorite color when I wore a dress in that color and someone told me I was pretty.
8. I skipped class more in undergrad than I did in high school.
9. I broke up with my elementary and middle school boyfriends all because I didn't want to kiss them.
10. I, ultimately, then, had my first kiss in 10th grade (yea I was a late one, but I sho' nuff caught up)
11. I don't like people who, when getting on an airplane, steal the blanket and pillow from Seat 12D because they are afraid they won't have a blanket or pillow when they get to their backrow seat.
12. I lost a baby tooth in 7th grade eating a Jolly Rancher in 3rd period English. I was so afraid to ask to leave I sat there with a Jolly Rancher, a tooth, and a bloody mouth until I went to Woodshop next period.
13. Walking home, some kid threw a glass bottle at me in 7th grade too. Yea.
14. Middle school, overall, was just tragic.
15. I punched a vending machine once. Still did not get said snack. But did hurt said hand.
16. When I was a kid, I wanted to be a doctor. Then an obstetrician. Then I realized I was too stupid to be a doctor and decided I wanted to be a psychologist. Then I decided I was too dumb to be a psychologist and decided to be an elementary ed teacher. Then I decided I was too impatient for that and decided to be a college administrator.
    
17. I played soccer in high school. Then I decided I wasn't an athlete at all. So I stuck with marching band.
18. I like beer, tequila, and Jack. Thanks.
19. I lose gloves like a girl on Maury just lost her virginity.
20. If I'm on a plane, sometimes I picture myself crashing, and that eases the anxiety of picturing myself crashing (yea I know......twisted and horrible).
21. I tried Lean Cuisines once and hated the one I had.
22. The first college party I went to had soap on the floor and I immediately left.
23. I prefer dogs over cats, but still want a cat.
24. I don't like tuna sandwiches.
25. Visiting Rome was probably the most walking I'd ever done in my entire life.
26. I like coming up with nicknames for people. Sometimes they stick, sometimes they don't.
27. I like school. I like discussions.
28. I used to work in Admissions. I learned some very valuable life skills from that alone.
29. I am extremely photogenic.
30. I don't like eating the edges of sandwiches, the ends of subs, or drinking the last bit of something.
31. I glare at my husband anytime he eats loudly or drinks loudly. I also glare at him when he crosses his legs.
    
32. I had my very first pair of eyeglasses stolen as a kid. I cried when I had to go home and tell my parents.
33. I saw Depeche Mode in concert. Twice. (Yea......yea......don't ask)
    

Why 33? Because I said so. That's why.