Last Minute Gifts

Just in case you weren't sure what to buy me as a last minute Christmas gift, I'd really love it if you checked out SkyMall for one of these lovely items:

Telekinetic Obstacle Course

Because why WOULDN'T I want to telekinetically try to move a purple ball through a maze? My mind is THAT amazing.

Brightfeet Lighted Slippers

For all those late drunk nights when you stumble to the bathroom and can't find your way, these slippers will get you through anything. Even a hurricane. Or the apocalypse.


Fairy Garden Door

Because I need to ensure that all my fairy friends know the way to enter my house. All 2,000 different kinds. Because I'm that crazy cat lady who also has fairy friends.