Let's be real, there are just too many times in life where you say, "Screw it, I'm NOT sorry, and I don't care what you think." I'm a mom and a wife, and no I didn't lose all that baby weight yet. Let me entertain you.
If you're drinking a cup of coffee, make sure you don't moisturize your lips with Carmex right before you take your first sip. Any sip you take after that will taste like Carmex and therefore, ruin the taste of a well crafted cup of coffee.
That's enough to make a girl want to punch a pony.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the hard earned wisdom.