Let's be real, there are just too many times in life where you say, "Screw it, I'm NOT sorry, and I don't care what you think." I'm a mom and a wife, and no I didn't lose all that baby weight yet. Let me entertain you.
05 December 2011
Life Lesson #107
The Christmas holiday has the ability to turn normal people into blood-seeking little trolls. People who once had sense and manners will turn on you at the sight of a 30% off sale at Kohl's. Remember to remain calm and purchase your Zombie Apocalypse kit. It'll help in the off chance that all these people turn into zombies and if they don't? Um...don't go shopping on the weekends. And leave the pepper spray at home Sparky.
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