Things people 65 & over should NOT do

So my best friend (Marcus) and I decided to come up with a list together of things people 65 & over shouldn't do. It may not be a fair list, but really, think about it. Then picture one of your grandparents doing it. I guarantee it's not pretty.

• Drop down and get their eagle on
• Wear anything resembling the "business" of the opposite sex
• Buy/adopt cats and give them names that sound like they have a mothball scent attached to it, like Mittens or Buttons
• Procreation
• Heavy lifting
• Tanning (naturally in the sun or in a salon)
• Take steroids
• Build evil robots to take over the world
• Buy a Lil Wayne or Lady Gaga CD
• Ride sleds
• Be on Facebook or use Twitter (Interests: Boost, Days of Our Lives, Bingo...)
• Drive
• Get drunk/high (but this may actually be quite humorous)
• Get a weave
• Wear anything with the word "Juicy" on it (bonus points if it's spelled out in rhinestones)
• Wear thongs or speedos
• Do body shots
• Use a gas stove to cook ("Cecil....how long have the beans been on???")