- When I ignored your whistling and kept walking? And then still ignored the "Ay yo Shawty!!"?? Yea. I might not be into you.
- I don't make eye contact with you. That's pretty basic.
- I don't cook for you. Ever. Sorry dude.
- I don't share my Pepsi with you. EVER. (this one is pretty huge)
- If I didn't make a baby with you (or at least practice making a baby with you), then I'm probably not into you. Yep, I said it.
Let's be real, there are just too many times in life where you say, "Screw it, I'm NOT sorry, and I don't care what you think." I'm a mom and a wife, and no I didn't lose all that baby weight yet. Let me entertain you.
14 February 2011
Day 5
Five Signs That You're NOT Into Someone
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LOL I FUCKIN' LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteDoes that mean you arent into me?! We havent practiced making a baby!! HA ew, yeah I SAID it back! :)JK You make me laugh I love it!
ReplyDelete1. I end the conversation early (followed by an immediate and deliberate walk away).
ReplyDelete2. I don't share my food with you. You will draw back a nub!
3. I ignore your phone calls/text messages/e-mail/smoke signals.
4. I laugh when you tell me your dog died. (I don't know...)
5. I tell you that I'm not into you. Point blank.