Showing posts with label Damn Santa. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Damn Santa. Show all posts

22 December 2011

05 December 2011

Life Lesson #107



The Christmas holiday has the ability to turn normal people into blood-seeking little trolls. People who once had sense and manners will turn on you at the sight of a 30% off sale at Kohl's. Remember to remain calm and purchase your Zombie Apocalypse kit. It'll help in the off chance that all these people turn into zombies and if they don't? Um...don't go shopping on the weekends. And leave the pepper spray at home Sparky.