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Recently, while at the Dollar Store (one of my most favorite places EVER), we stocked up on some disinfecting wipes. They are called "Brillo" wipes. As I pulled one wipe out the other night, I couldn't help but notice what kinds it viruses it claims to kill. Ladies and Gentlemen.....these wipes claim to kill:
HIV-1(also known as the AIDS virus)
SARS
Avian Flu
Athletes Foot
Don't worry, it also boasts that it'll kill alot more than just that!!
There are also instructions on the container on how to go about killing HIV. Please wear gloves while you do it (that's what she said) and a face mask.
The Dollar Store has been carrying our answer to all the great medical mysteries.The freaking Dollar Store. So go out and get you some Brillo Disinfecting Wipes. They will change your life. Perhaps find your soul mate for you while you clean your kitchen counter. Maybe dunk one in your cup of tea to get rid of that nasty cold. I'm JUST sayin......
Does anyone know if Magic Johnson has stock in Brillo Wipes? Maybe that's the answer.
ReplyDeleteEeee! Those sound handy for tricky situations, but be careful--that stuff is hazardous to pregnant women and babies, if you get it on your skin or inhale the smell. Essential oils kill all the things on your short list up there but don't have toxic fumes.
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