02 March 2011

Day 13

Five Ways To Make You Cry

  1. Say you don't love me anymore.
  2. Tell me that no one in my trifecta of men would ever date me.
  3. Trip me and let me fall on concrete.
  4. Knock me up and watch the hormones flow.
  5. Failing at anything.

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  1. 1. Talk about my puppy Max (he died in my arms when I was in h.s.)
    2. Talk about my disgusting post-baby body.
    3. Show me videos of surprise homecomings for kids with parents in the military.
    4. Talk about or show stories of parents who have lost their babies to tragedies like accidents, illness, or SIDS.
    5. Talk about all of the things my little Delaney will have to face living with CF as she gets older. (Please help us! Visit http://www.cff.org/great_strides/dsp_donationPage.cfm?registeringwalkid=7327&idUser=441375)

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  2. 1. Failure.
    2. Love me...conditionally.
    3. Exclude me.
    4. Sing so well it makes me cry.
    5. Take my food. (...which will also make me mad as hell!)

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