This a Public Service Announcement, courtesy of the MBTA. Please refrain from releasing flatulence during rush hour or any hot summer day. Due to the lack of available air and a less than stellar quality of air, it would benefit all public transit riders if passengers did not pass any built up air during their trip. Refusing to cooperate with this mandate will result in a $50 fine and imprisonment up to a year in a 2x2 cell where you may flatulate in your own space. Thank you for riding the MBTA.
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